Question by Christian Rebap: I’m a telemarketer selling Unsecured Personal Loans, what is my best opening remarks?
Cheaper and faster borrowing extra cash.
Best answer:
Answer by Pleasegetinformed
Hi can I rape your wallet with an outrageous interest rate? Or Hi It’s my job to prey on the weak minded. Oh you need money? I got it no questions asked as long as you don’t ask any either.
Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!
Start with a statistic, like:
“The average erect penis is 6 inches in length.
How long is yours today, sir?”
Or the ever popular:
“Did you know, every year, $ 20Billion worth of cocaine is shipped into the Northern Hemisphere?
What would you do with that kind of cash?”