15 Answers »

1. backup on December 16th, 2011 at 6:54 am:

   call 911

2. torrado_fan4evr on December 16th, 2011 at 7:15 am:

   Stand on one leg on the front lawn and wait for your identity to find it’s way home.

3. Pantherempress on December 16th, 2011 at 7:33 am:

   Steal it back fast

4. eddi on December 16th, 2011 at 7:43 am:

   i would question those pesky lawn knomes first

5. scooprandell on December 16th, 2011 at 8:39 am:

   call the tv news room.

6. JustLynn on December 16th, 2011 at 8:44 am:

   Go undercover and Go Pink! The best way to know the perp is to become them!

7. mrlebowski99 on December 16th, 2011 at 9:35 am:

   Im not sure

8. ♥chio on December 16th, 2011 at 9:54 am:

   Steal its identity as well.

9. jrsygrl on December 16th, 2011 at 10:50 am:

   Steal the Roaming Gnomes identity

10. UAR_W on December 16th, 2011 at 11:12 am:

    kick it until it says ‘arrk arrrk and arrk’.

11. ihcuids on December 16th, 2011 at 11:48 am:

    Question the other ones to see if they know anything. Oh and use those plastic deer to track it down. They’re not as good as a dog, but they do seem to a sixth sense about other plastic animals and how to find them.

12. Robin W on December 16th, 2011 at 12:28 pm:

    Get a gnome as your lawyer!

13. Octacat™³³³ on December 16th, 2011 at 12:39 pm:

    That’s the strangest question I have ever seen. I have no answer whatsoever but wanted to say thank you, that’s friggin funny. LMAO- I needed that!

14. they're savages on December 16th, 2011 at 1:25 pm:

    Identity theft problem?……… I see…….. Call Bank of America.

15. Money on December 16th, 2011 at 1:32 pm:

    Tie one of it’s flamingo friends to the back of your car and take it for a ride. Then take it to your basement and introduce it to your gimp…. they’ll know that you are not messing around!